Interview with a basketball player.
Interviewer: If you'll be given a chance to give something to the girl you love, what would it be & why?
Boy: It would be my jersey so that wherever she goes, she brings with her our family name ♥
Reply to a Good Morning Text
Text: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Text: Daisy
Me: Daisy who?
Text: DAISY ME ROLLIN, THEY HATIN!
Me: -___________________________- (ok that was kinda funny)